I thought it was ''Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he slipped on his @&$£, I could have been wrong though..........
One of the best one's I've ever heard was for a former Fulham forward, Bobby Zamora, who at that time was easily one of the worst strikers in the premier league, the West Ham fans used to sing it with a certain affection, since he once 'played' for them as well, it went......
''When you're sat in row Zed and the ball hit's your head, That's Zamora........
Gotta be a classic, that one.