Welcome to the KeepAfloat, sorry Keepmoat stadium, home of the Doncaster Lakers.
In preparation of our application for a Super League Franchise, we have decided to implement our Super league business strategy now, as hopefully this will give us a few bob to pay the wages next week.
As you enter our new state of the art complex, you will notice:
1) A massive car park capable of holding probably 1500 cars, want to park here sir, no problem, thats ?5 please !!!!!!!!
Why not park on the adjacent retail park for nowt!. Oh , by the way supporters coaches not allowed on the empty car park too.
2) Like a programme sir no problem thats ?2 please, however if you require a program to contain useful insights, coaches comments, profile of players etc, community links etc, forget it. If however you want 10 pages of Adverts and NOTHING else, then this is for you!!
3) When paying at our turnstile, please have the correct change on hand, as a business we do not have pound coins to spare, so we would appreciate it if all paying customers could bartar with each other for change outside the ground.
4) In readiness for super League we have also decided to set our food and drink prices inside the ground on a par with the new Wembley!!
All in all, its a lovely stadium, but two sayings spring to mind, All that glitters is not gold, and Fur coat and no Knickers!!!!
God help them, the hierarchy don't have a clue how to run a Rugby club and the people of Doncaster deserve much better.
They were the better team by far yesterday and deserved the points, Good luck to them, they certainly need it!
