If a Brocky was played in his position then it's a possibility, but your family member refuses to so he can accommodate others who are, on current form, woefully inept.
Newton would struggle to get in Kells Ono
Burns is a good finisher when given the chance. If he was playing with the halves at the disposal of most Champ clubs he would score many more.
Now answer me this would Gore or T Coyle get in any other Champ teams?
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