A teacher at a workington school asked all the pupils what their father did for a living.
Infront of a full class Billy said my father works for BNG.
Jack said my father works for British Rail.
Teacher then asks young simon and he replies my father takes his clothes off in clubs for men and he also sleeps with them if they pay him enough.
After class the teacher asked Simon if that was what his father really done.
NO replied Simon he plays for Workington Town but i was too embarrased to admit it.
I'll get me coat..........................