try this one then!...............
A family of Town supporters head out shopping one Saturday before Christmas.
While in a sport shop, the son picks up a Whitehaven top and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a haven supporter and I'd like this top for Christmas!"
The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."
Off goes the little lad, with haven top in hand and finds his mother. "Mum," "Yes, son ?" "I've decided I'm going to be a haven fan and I'd like this top for Christmas."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your father."
Off he goes with the haven top in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a haven fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas."
The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned an important lesson today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I have." Father says, "Good son, and what is it?"
The son replies "I've only been a haven fan for an hour and already I hate you Town bastards!!!"