A couple from Whitehaven were driving on the M6 when they got pulled over for speeding. The wife was the driver.
The officer said, "Did you know you were speeding?"
The wife hard of hearing turned to her husband and said, "What did he say?"
The husband said, "He says you were speeding".
The officer then said, "May I see your licence?"
Again the wife turned to her husband and said, "What did he say?"
The husband said, " He wants your licence".
The wife got her licence out of her bag and handed it to the officer.
The officer then said, " I see you are from Whitehaven. Ispent some time up there and once went out on a blind date with the ugliest woman you ever met"
The wife turned to her husband and said, "What did he say?"
The husband said, "He thinks he knows you"