women says to her boyfriend can i borrow the car to go to blackpool
he says yeah sure
so later on he is watchin the tv and notices a news bulletin so he puts on the news only to see the sky news helicopter following a driver going up the motorway the wrong way and sky news says if you have any loved ones on the motorway contact them and warn them
so the boyfriend rings his girlfriend and says
love watch out theres a lunatic drivin on the wrong side of the road
she says
they all are
